Like, imagine Totoro but instead of just chilling in the woods, he's totally facing adulting. He's got bills to pay, his commute is a nightmare, and his therapist keeps saying he needs to "find himself".
It's kinda wild how relatable that would be, right? I mean, who hasn't felt like a mythical being sometimes? We all need a break. Maybe that's why everyone loves him so much.
Spirited Away: The Cursed Simp Edition
So like, you know Zeniba from Spirited Away? Total simp for Chihiro. Always/Constantly/Perpetually trying to Save/Woo/Win over her heart, even when she's all "Indifferent/Confused/Annoyed" about it. Like, dude chill! You Should/Could/Ought to focus on your own Spirit World/Problems/Journey. It's kinda Sad/Pathetic/Cringey how he's so obsessed with her. Maybe he just needs a good Mirror Selca to get over his Simpness/Craziness/Obsessive Tendencies.
- The whole movie is basically just Chihiro dodging Haku's advances, it's hilarious.
- Imagine/Picture/Visualize him writing her love letters in Emo Poetry
- His Dragon Form definitely didn't work, am I right?
Ghibli Memes To Slay your Your Midterms
Finals week got you feeling like Calcifer in a fiery inferno? Don't worry, because Studio Ghibli memes are here to rescue your GPA. From Spirited Away's No-Face offering up wisdom on procrastination to Totoro reminding you that even giant fluffy creatures get stressed about exams, these memes will make you giggle and maybe even learn a thing or two. Plus, who could resist the cuteness of Ponyo offering a bright A+?
- Post these memes with your study buddies for instant motivation.
- Bonus points if you draw your own Ghibli-themed study guides.
Remember, even though studying can feel like a quest, at least you've got these adorable animated companions by your side!
Ponyo's Drip is Busted
Yo, Ponyo be lookin' fresh these days! She's got that glow, know what I'm sayin'? Her look is totally slayin'. I bet those little goldfish scales be addin' to her swag.
Ponyo, you get more info a true queen. Keep on rockin'!
Howl's Moving Castle: Rent is Too Damn High
This wild new movement sweeping through the kingdom has left everyone stumped. Howl's latest venture, a mobile castle, is turning into a nightmare thanks to outrageous rent. The struggling locals can barely scrape together enough sorts for water, let alone Howl's inflated demands.
- Some say that the rent is even higher than a dragon's lair
- People arefleeing in droves, leaving Howl with an empty castle and a annoyed attitude
- {The King is consideringintervening to regulate rent prices before the entire kingdom collapses
Soot sprites are eating my connection
I swear it's those little sprites, lurking in the wires. They scurry around like miniature fireflies, siphoning off my signal. My games are running slow, and I can't even load a page without a frozen screen.
- Maybe I should try build a Faraday cage.
- Gotta catch 'em all